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Top Ten Reasons Why Ferrets Should Not Be Legalized In California.
 
10. Ferrets are a known "gateway" pet which lead to the use of more
    dangerous. illicit pets such as tigers, crocodiles, and pit vipers.
 
9. Many children are accidentally shot every year by loaded ferrets kept
   in the house.
 
8. Increased incidents of "road rage" due to the ferret's habit of
   leaving the turn signal on.
 
7. Ferrets often park in handicapped spaces and take more than 10 items
   through the express lane at the supermarket.
 
8. Ferrets don't allow the UN into their private palaces, thereby nearly
   causing a world war.
 
7. Ferrets are the cause of El Nino and the resulting storms.
 
6. A person sitting too close to the steering wheel during an accident
   can be seriously injured when the ferret deploys.
 
5. Increased risk of lung cancer due to second-hand ferrets.
 
4. Possibility of explosion if hit from the rear.
 
3. A swarm of ferrets can defoliate a field in minutes.
 
2. Ferrets violate anti-monopoly laws because only one breed of ferrets
   exist, thereby control the marketplace and limit competition.
 
1. Certain public officials would have to admit they're wrong.
 
So what do you think, should I move to California and run for office?
 
Limejello & The Weezils of Doom
[Posted in FML issue 2216]