BIG - might I respectfully request that the above mentioned poster be
BANNED from posting?!  I started reading this post, then chuckled.  Read
further, and giggled.  When I got to the "red headed stepchild" comment, I
lost it.  Not a good idea to go into "laughter-induced-seizure-mode" whilst
sitting in the quiet cubed environment of an office.
 
Tears, snorting, red face, shortness of breath, the full works.  Co-workers
came over to see if I needed assistance.  911 was almost called.  Now
everyone here knows that I'm a closet "FML-at-work" reader.  And that I
have the constraint of an eight year old telling a poop joke when it comes
to being subtle about laughing.  Couldn't finish the blessed thing - had
to wait till later so I could read the rest without disturbing everyone.
 
Thank you Limejello for posting one of the funniest things I have seen for
an awful long time, and for making my co-workers more than a litte scared
of me...they WILL respect mah authoritay!
[Posted in FML issue 2748]