F is for the Fun you have playing with them.
E is for the Efficient use of newspapers through the house.
R is for the Rambunctious Rumbles you have to supervise.
R is for all those Rummaged in drawers.
E is for Every pair of socks you used to have.
T is for the Tiny paw prints across the wet floor.
 
M is for the messes you've stepped in at night.
O is for the Obstacle course you run every day.
M is for the Mustelids you care for day after day.
 
Put them all together, and it spells FERRET MOM.
 
Love,
All Your Fuzzies
Didn't know we could use the computer, did you?
[Posted in FML issue 4507]