Hi;
 
Regarding Chris's msg about alarm systems and motion detector's registering
or falsely registering "thieves", now as Paul Harvey would say "now for the
rest of the story"...
 
On the humorous side, and "somewhat" serious side.... The new motion
detector will not work!!  They might be able to set it to not register the
"thief" as a single entity, but when that "thief" has one of your shoes or
similar larger object locked in the "jaws death grip", I bet the alarms
register that your "thief" is a "shoe" traveling at high speed across the
floor!!!
 
I have watched many a large object transit the open spaces in my apartment
unaided by human hands.  Now if I can find where they hid the inserts to my
shoes....
 
Ed & The Not so Innocents
[Posted in FML issue 3135]