TO: Nose-Stapler, HeffalumpI, and HeffalumpII (of the Shaffer household)
 
URGENT: We think the mom-thing is interrupting our communications stop  We
snuck this out by hiding it in ferret poop stop She missed it this time but
next we might not be so lucky stop We are finishing up our plans to invade
the rest of your house stop Operation "Must Get Into Dog Food!" will proceed
as planned stop Dont forget the <rest of message obscured by ferret poop>
 
Stump, Crazy, & Whitey
 
 ___ Melissa Litwicki __ [log in to unmask] ___
 By the whole newsgroup devoted tennis showing
     it after scarfing fork and laughters
[Posted in FML issue 1919]