Attention Fuzzies:
 
This is a reminder to all ferrets that you must keep oven mitts under the
bed.  You must be strong in this resolution!  Hoomans are sneaky and will
try to retrieve them when you're not looking.  It doesn't matter how many
are already under the bed, they must all - I repeat they must all - be
under the bed.  If you catch your hooman using them in the kitchen you
must try every fuzzie tactic to confiscate the oven mitt and return it to
it's proper place under the bed.
 
I wish all you fuzzie's luck in this mission.
 
Signing out (and heading to the kitchen where Mom is cooking)
Mikette
[Posted in FML issue 3723]