OK, I'm taking slow deep breaths!  Inhale through the nose, out through the
mouth.  Again...Maybe I can type now.  I'm missing severAL ISSUES OF MODERN
FERRET!  Calm down.  Breathe..puff -- puff..  I'm missing the issues of
number 9, 13, 21, 22, 23 and 24!  WherE ARE THEY!  I've turned the house
upside down.  I've looked for a week!  They are not IN MY HOUSE!  GRRRRRRR
Who would take those issues?  Do I need to suspect the FLO?
 
I am VERY UPSET!  I subscribed from the beginning!  I want MY MODERN FERRET
MAGAZINES!  Have you ever seen a forty year old woman throw a temper
tantrum?  NOT a pretty sight!
 
I don't understand where they could be.  I haven't loaned them out because
I let people read them here and strongly suggest they get themselves a
subscription!
 
~SIGH~  I'm so sad.  :o(   I WANT MY MAGAZINES!
 
Tequita the bummed
[Posted in FML issue 2929]