My office staff came to me while I was too busy to get away from what I
was doing to tell me that my ferret Mini-Me had gotten a package.  They
have seen my wrists, arms, nose and lips all torn up, and know the name
associated with my wounds: Mini-Me.
 
So I told them to open the package and tell me what I --I mean, what
Mini-Me received.  They were soo astonished.
 
Kouris Fan Club had sent a ferret a home made, truly lovely afghan.  I
don't know what you call the different kind of stitches.  But this ferret
blanket is fancy and elaborate.  Someone has a gift from God that I do not
ever get to see.  When do I ever see afghans?  Where do you learn to do
something that difficult looking?  Do you go to Afghanistan to learn?
The blanket is in green and blue tones that are truly lovely.  There are
different kinds of stitches all over the place on this.  Geeesh!!!!!!!!!!
 
The ladies could not believe that a stranger would send a gift to a ferret
that was written about on-line!!!!!!!!!!!!  But then they saw the gift, and
were really dumb founded.  Who would send such a work of art to a
stranger--a-a ferret!  ***THANK YOU***
 
Of course, it is Little-my ferret with two cancers, who is asleep on it
right now.  I don't know where Mini-Me is: probably attacking a mailman in
her sleep in my nylon drawer--making him scream in pain, and watching blood
guush out, thrashing about and shredding all my nylons.  I go to put nylons
on--and they are all ripped.  Ever since I bought the bat woman home..This
gift is going to make Mini-Me think that she should be rewarded for being a
bossy trouble maker.  So,ahhh-thank you again Kouri.
 
On another topic: I lost a number of e-mails trying to speed up my
computer.  If I did not get back to you-it was unintentional.  I did the
stuff to get rid of the red worm virus in case I had it, and
defragmented-but first had to correct files.  I don't know.  Computer is
just as slow AND I lost e-mails.
 
Maria;;
Thanks to those of you asking after her.  As we all know-she is but an
example of what is going on out there.  May God Bless all of you who care
for dozens and hundreds of deserted ferrets over the years.
 
Maria has just lost all of her grey fur--that long wispy stuff you can see
on the photos at extremeweezil.com.  Where did it go????
 
She is all brown on her back now except for a mostly naked tail.  All her
fur is now short and soft like a labrador retriever puppys fur.  With her
long Jimmy Durante nose, and a stocky body from the muscles she is
getting--she looks like a little brown mole.  She is so adorable.  She is
sooooo little
 
I must drive her crazy holding her up to kiss her and look at her teensy
being.  Then I call her name along with ferret babble.  "Oh-you are my tiny
little one.  How did you get so cute?  Maria.  Are you Miss Maria?  I told
you not to look so cute.  But did you listen to your mother?  No, of course
not.  You're a ferret.  kiss kiss kiss kiss.  You took those beauty pills
again didn't you?  Snuck off and swallowed a whole bottle while I was
sleeping, didn't you?  Kiss kiss kiss kiss.  What am I going to do with
you?  What am I going to do with a ferret that looks like a little mole?
Let me look at that little face.  Oh, my goodness.  I just can't stand it.
Look how pretty you are." kiss kiss kiss kiss.  Then more ferret
babble...........
 
It's probably more repulsive if you actually have to be there. :-)
 
Lisette
[Posted in FML issue 3500]