Keep in mind that it's a joke... but I thought all of us could get a
kick out of it.
 
Angela
 
[Forwarded]
Some of the non-humor-impaired might like this one:
 
http://www.theonion.com/onion3731/choosing_a_pet_tips.html
 
[Moderator's note: Perhaps not the best timing, but please take it in
jest.  BIG]
[Posted in FML issue 3538]