Hi all,
I'll assume you're all familiar with the Dilbert comic strip.  If not check
out http://www.unitedmedia.com/comics/dilbert/
 
To get to the point/question....
My female sable-point's name is Calamity.  This usually gets shortened to
Cally which then often gets lengthened to Cally Bear, Caliber, and more
recently Calbert.  (No wonder she never responds to her name.)
 
Anyway, this got me to thinking that she needs a position/title within the
company.  Dogbert and Ratbert have had several jobs including Dogbert's
"Evil Director of Human Resources" and Ratbert's current "Consultant" role.
So what would be the best position in the corporate world for a ferret to
occupy?  I suppose "Calbert - Vice President in Charge of Sock Relocation"
would be OK but I was hoping for a position that actually exists somewhere.
(Apologies to anyone in charge of sock relocation where they work, or anyone
morally opposed to the relocation of socks... wouldn't want to start another
flame war.)
 
Any ideas?
--
Pat Smith - [log in to unmask]
Visit Bjerknes and Calamity (and the late, great Juniper) at:
The Hidey Hole-------------> http://www.worldgate.com/~psmith/HideyHole.html
Glossary of Ferret Terms---> http://www.worldgate.com/~psmith/glossary.html
[Posted in FML issue 1867]