There once was a fertmom named Wolfie
Who puddled whenever she tee-hee'd
We gave her Depends
Now the fun never ends
As we all try to make her go pee-pee!
 
Ferrets Frolic
Tales are Told
Wolfie Wets!
 
For Wolfie Depends are a must,
Without them she's liable to cuss,
She laughs 'til she cries,
And it runs down her thighs
And then she tries to blame us!
 
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Judy Cooke
Tyson, Hope, and Einstein
 
"The world is made up for the most part of morons and natural tyrants, sure
of themselves, strong in their own opinions, never doubting anything."
Clarence Darrow
[Posted in FML issue 3267]