Yes indeed, the plot sickens,
 
Bay County today has decided to resort to a mud slinging campaign.  I am the
most direputable person on the face of the earth.  There is a bench warrant
out for my arrest because I'm $460.00 behind in child support, the warrant
was issued in December and as of today hasn't been paid up.  Pretty hard to
pay up when your not working, but they've thrown this to the press along
with a pending paternity suite also in Bay County.  Yes, I have a daughter
who I'll never deny so screw em.
 
I'm hiding nothing, they want to know how I can spend this amount of money
on a ferret and not pay my child support so I told em, "the monies expended
on Kodo are not mine, they are from donations around the world sent in to
help Kodo, I can not and will not use those funds for personal use".  WHAT A
BUNCH OF ASSHOLES!!!  I THINK I'M RUNNING FOR PUBLIC OFFICE AND THEY'RE
RAKING ME THROUGH THE MUD.
 
Robert Jacobs
[Posted in FML issue 1965]