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Wed, 15 Mar 2000 20:15:10 -0800
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One sunny afternoon the woozullyferts gruff were happily bouncing off the
walls when the littlest woozullyfert gruff, Hope, spied a great looking
place to play.  It looked like a wonderful playground except there was a
huge orange beast laying on it.  This would never stop Hope from
investigating so off she went, dookity dook, dookity dook, dookity dook all
the way to the couch.  When she got there, a big orange voice boomed out,
"Who's that dookity dooking on my couch?"
 
"It's I, the littlest woozullyfert gruff come to play on the couch."
 
"I don't think so!" said the big orange cat and with a whack, smack and
slap, poor little Hope kaboomed off the couch and ran to tell her
medium-sized brother Einstein.
 
Dookity dook, dookity dook, dookity dook.  Here comes Einstein-also
thinking the couch looks like a great place to play.  "Who's that dookity
dooking on my couch?" booms the big orange voice.
 
"It is I, medium-sized woozullyfert gruff come to play on the couch!"
 
"I don't think so!" said the big orange cat and with a whack, smack and
slap, poor Einstein tumbled off the couch and ran off to tell his big
brother Tyson.  Dookity dook, dookity dook, dookity dook.  Along comes
Tyson-the biggest woozullyfert gruff.  "Who's that dookity dooking on my
couch?" booms the big orange voice.
 
"IT IS I-THE BIGGEST WOOZULLYFERT GRUFF COME TO PLAY ON THE COUCH!" said
Tyson with a smile.
 
"I don't think....." but before the big orange cat could even finish the
sentence, biggest woozullyfert gruff Tyson jumped on his back.  He bit his
ear.  He pulled his whiskers.  He pulled his tail and bit his other ear!
Finally the big orange cat jumped down and ran away leaving the couch to
the woozullyferts gruff.
 
They bebooped and boinked and doinked and fell off the couch dozens of
times, and just had a wonderful time until they wore themselves out and
fell asleep happy-which is how all woozullyferts gruff should fall asleep!
 
The End
Judy Cooke(who has entirely too much time on her hands)
Tyson, Hope and Einstein
[Posted in FML issue 2991]

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