Risa Writes:
>I here solemnly and a bit regretfully declare that I have joined the
>prestigious few in the TPO club.
>
>Well Petey TPO, at least I know I'm in good company!  But I think I'll
>just go by Risa.
 
Dear Ms. Risa,
You sure got a purty name.  But you couldn't be a TPO member.  ya see
it's like dis.  You have to be a ferret to be a TPO member.  It doesn't
count on hoomans.  When it happens to hoomans, we ferrets call it
anoniting.  You have been given the badge of love, as it is.
 
Soooo, Good job Mikette, ya did good!
 
Poof,
Petey TPO
[Posted in FML issue 5134]