I just finished vaccuuming my entire bedroom...not a footprint in sight.
So I decide to experiment to see what trails the ferrets tend to travel on
the carpet.  I shut them in my room for 5 minutes...go in there just now
and there is not a single sign that the carpet was vaccuumed.  There are
little stomps and footprints EVERYWHERE.  I think 5 minutes was too
long...5 seconds might be more realistic...although, my control group is
way out of control... I need a new hypothesis: If a ferret is loose, Then
Chaos is inevitable.
 
Fact: Ferrets cause chaos
Fact: Ferrets are loose
Therefore, I am in the midst of chaos caused by ferrets.
 
It's just another Monday
Stephanie, Chimi, & Pepe
[Posted in FML issue 2775]