My people are talking about taking a long trip.  They are talking about
sailing around the world.  I don't know why they think that going around the
house would take three years, but they keep talking about it.  I am very
afraid of water, and they keep talking about sharks that live in the water
that they will sail on.  My problem is that they are going to give me away.
I love my people because they let me run all over the house and terrorize
their cats.  I also get to go outside a lot with out a leash.
 
Help me please.
-Sammy
 
Well, I guess that's what I get for letting my fuzzy near the computer.  My
carpet shark is good with his litter box until he misses once, then he will
miss until I get around to cleaning it up.  He sleeps with us, annoys the
cats, comes for his squeeky toy, is nuetered and descented, and will not eat
wet food.  He has never been sick.  He doesn't seem to mind heat or cold.
My house is in the mountains and doesn't have an airconditioner or central
heat.  We can't keep him after we leave for our trip... I have visions of
him paddeling in the middle of the ocean with us sailing out of sight and
him saying, "Hey guys." So anyone want a beautiful medium sized albino, that
will either not cage him, or see that he has friends in the cage to play
with.  I don't want $, just a good home.  I live in Colorado near Denver,
but drive to Tulsa, Oklahoma a few times a year.  So anywhere in the
Wyoming, Co, Ok, Kansas area will work.
-lara
[Posted in FML issue 1592]