Ferret Property Laws:
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If I saw it first, it's mine.
3. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.
4. If it looks like mine, it's mine.
5. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
6. If I can take it away from you, it's mine.
7. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.
8. If I'm chewing something up, all of the pieces are mine.
9. If you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
 
10. If it's broken-- it's yours.
[Posted in FML issue 3260]