>>Well Bob, I do believe you have written the next # 1 country song.Of
>>course you need to add a ferret in there somewhere,maybe the ferret can
>>lave with the wallet.
 
>What?  Only the wallet?  ...
 
Aren't ferrets at the bottom of more problems than we know? (ie the
stench coming from inside the old sofa?)
 
>>I have been wondering about a few things.
>>- Why don't they make a pre-spotted carpet for pet lovers?
>
>Everyone keeps wanting different-colored spots...in different places.
 
I personally prefer the 3-inch spots in the center of the den floor. The
yellow color on beige carpet.
 
>>- How can a less than 2 lb. ferret move a 20 lb. bag of litter?
>
>Everyone knows that four-wheel-drive vehicles can do almost anything!
 
Especially dig it all out onto the living room floor!!
 
>When you give the ferret a bath, you are wetting more than just the
>head!
 
 The thrill, man, the thrill!
 
>>- How can a ferret that eats and drinks so little,put out so much >poop
>and pee?  That's why they stash so much...to eat and drink when you aren't
>kooking,  then get rid of it while you *are* looking!  It keeps you amazed!
 
I think they have secret second stomachs and keep it full for a few weeks
and then.. well, you know.
 
>>- Why will an animal with such a good sense of smell put themselves
>in the stinkyest stuff available?
>
>That's why they need that sense of smell...to *find* the stinkiest
>stuff
>available!
 
Just like piercing one's navel, the shock to their parents!!
 
>>- How can a ferret with a 3 inch head fit in a 2 inch hole?
>
>WinZip for ferrets.
 
Their heads are made of rubber. They hide their brains in their tail.
 
 
                    Jen & Pogo, the
toilet-brush-attacking-super-ferret-from-Mars
[Posted in FML issue 2598]