A question and a comment for today:
Comment: Not that anybody asked, but-- I was pretty darn surprised to
learn that my Tank, my little Tanker boy, weighs over six pounds!!!  I
knew he was big!  He's not fat anymore, either, just muscled and
perfectly proportioned.  He's soooo beautiful, too; he's dark-eyed and
almost-but-not-quite white, with a perfect black ring around his tail
about an inch from the tip, leaving the tip white.
 
Question: How can I make three hyperactive fuzzies who are never ever
still, want to be held just once in a while for thirty seconds, at least?
I can't hold one AT ALL, because as soon as I pick one up they squirm to
get down and run around some more.
 
Vickie, Tank, Pandora, Moogie, and Flower, plus Ogre the dog and Subatai
the cat.
[Posted in FML issue 2498]