I want to make an Amendment to Larry's Addendum.  Until 1 1/2 years ago, I
have been owned & operated by Cats (primary Siamese), but as far as the
Addendum to the word Cats:
 
Cats:  Large furry bridges you go under, over or on top of.
  Whatever works to insure you have the Cat's Total Attention,
       "For a Good Hair Raising Time."
 
My Cat & Dog love to play with the ferrets, but that is another post.
 
   Stephanie & My Little Band of Closet Thieves:
   Spanky, Sam, Claudia & Scarlett O'Ferret
[Posted in FML issue 2383]