The Shelter Santa Song
 
Santa Claus is leavin' today.
Yes, Santa Claus is on his way.
 
He's makin' his rounds in a big brown truck.
He'll find those shelters with a little bit o' luck.
 
"Oh, Santa, Santa, what did you bring"?
"I don't know lady, here, sign this thing"!
 
So all you shelters, watch for the guy.
No, not the one in the sleigh from the sky!
 
This Santa wears those cute brown clothes.
And no, he's not bringin' you dryer hose!
 
Performance Foods are the people who,
Your SOS gals have sent to you.
 
They love our fuzzies, same as we do.
And they've been right sweet about the payment too.
 
To all coupon book buyin' gals and guys,
You're the ones getting credit for our suprise.
 
We want to thank you, yes we do.
It never could have happened without YOU!
 
[That sound you hear is not your computer malfunctioning - it's a big
round of applause from the SOS to all who made this gift possible.]
 
Judith, Ela, Georgia
[Posted in FML issue 1786]