Wolfy and Dippy, you're both welcome here!  My three fuzzgals and I live
in a testosterone free utopia.  So come, unpack your bags and relax in
male-free living.
 
But, I should warn you......
 
Baby is pretty active.  So, although they are petite, you could find
paws walking over anypart of your body (face, stomach, butt) at anytime
of day.
 
Oh, and Mikette is not so petite.  My small-boned gal (with the world's
tiniest head) is now 2.4 pounds of stomach.  So please warn Dippy,
that although no boys will lump on top of her as she sleeps, there is
the crushing matter of Mikette's huge tummy if she should choose to
snuggle in.
 
And one rather delicate matter.  Jillie, my sweet princess (now aka scent
princess), who has always been known for her pungent ears now has another
scent going.  Depsite the fact that I have grown quite fond of her stinky
ears, this other scent is another matter.  She has been, ummm (how to say
this befitting of a princess), well, she's been passing gas (ok, there
was no way to say it befitting of a princess!).  A good amount of gas,
stinky gas.  So if you come, come prepared (gas mask anyone?)
 
Oooh, and one final matter.  I am the only bed dweller.  It's a big bed.
I'm not overly big, but again, I'm the only bed dweller.  So, arms and
legs are flung everywhere.  No escaping that.
 
Hmmm, on second thought Wolfy and Dippy maybe you'd better stay put.  Not
that you weren't welcome (-:
 
Dooks
Risa
[Posted in FML issue 4983]