Hi guys...Rascal here as usual
 
Boy! have I got a great update on our new brudder and swister. You guys are
going to be dooking for joy with us for sure! First off.....May-wee finally
is using the litter box every time! There's no messes anywhere except in the
cage in our sand box!  Mama says that's amazing!  But she does complain that
there sure is a lot of stuff in the sandbox.  She never knew we could make
almost as much as Lobo...whew!
 
And that Pogo guy....goodness....he's turning into a giant something...much
bigger than any fert we've every seen!  I wonder if he's really an Otter or
something big like that.  He out-weighs me by almost 2 pounds!  mama used to
think I was the biggest one....just goes to show she really doesn't know
everything!  haha
 
And....everyone now comes to their name!  And......everyone comes to the
sound of the squeek toy too cause it usually means a munchie!  We may be
trouble sometimes but you can't ever say we are dumb!
 
To: Kay Winters
We all agree with you....to have a stressed out life without the joy of our
war dances, and trouble in general is like having no sunshine! Mama has many
problems both emotional and physical and can't ever imagine life without us!
Of course she says an undisturbed nap might help! hee hee We almost have our
Auntie Louise talked into getting one of our cousins. She used to have rats,
birds and a cat but she knows we are more fun! But then we probably are more
messy too! But don't tell her that! She loves surprises!
 
To: those who are forced to give up their fuzzies because of health,
financial, dumb landlords or stress levels.  Our hearts go out to each and
everyone of you for your fuzzies will surely leave a space in your heart
that is empty.  You have our tears and sympathy as we know it's probably one
of the hardest decisions you could ever make.  May God bring you some more
sunshine later.  It's better to give them up to someone else that give them
a life of neglect.
 
To: the one a few FML's ago that asked....IS THREE A CROWD?
We used to be 1, then we became 2, as 1 passed on..... Then 1 of the 2
passed on and we became 3.  As one of the 3 passed on...we became 4.  Yes 3
was like a Three ring Circus.  Loads of fun and trouble.  But 4 is a regular
disaster scene!  And the scariest part is....if we had the room mama said we
would become a rescue shelter!  Oh no!  The day has come when our mama has
finally lost her mind!  Poor lady.  I guess for her sake and our Daddy's
sake...it's a good thing we live in a small RV or we would have more
brudders and swisters quick!  Whew!  But then...that sounds good to us!
More trouble!  hee hee
 
Oh no....the great adventure is sure getting scarey now!  We all have been
holding our breath!  You don't suppose they all will die, do you?  Surely
Rosie has something in her crinkle sack to fix these problems, doesn't she?
Oh no!  We are getting so scared!  Maybe we could send Lobo to fight off
FANG?  We aren't so sure what do do about the alligator.  Oh wow!  We just
read farther down the FML and there's going to be another new swister in
your house!  Have you ever thought of adding a tough old boy?  Oh happy days
are on their way to your house!  YEA!
 
Hey PawPaw.........yep!  How can you stay grouchy when you got all of us
pestering you?  That was mama's question weeks ago!  Glad to see you are
giving up.  Just remember...we love you and miss your ramblings.  And being
gimpy has it's advantages.  mama says lots of people help you even when you
don't want it...so shut up, put a smile on your face and pass the ferretone!
It always works for Tater and Odie.  maybe you aren't drinking a big enough
portion?  Try a tablespoon every day for a week, and you better have a
handful of raisins and cranberries just in case also....then maybe all that
grouchy stuff will go down the potty and you'll be back to normal!  We'll
keep checking just in case.
 
Oop's gotta go now.  mama just poured a bowl of applesauce and Pogo is
getting it all!
 
Love, dooks and a howl from the crew....
Rascal...the chief in charge sometimes
Pogo...outta my way shorty!
Brandy......that Pogo sure is a cutie. Snuggles great too!
May-wee......mama likes me the best!
Lobo........busy serching for a mouse
and their mama too!
[Posted in FML issue 1675]