Re: Pet People
>Mark, I couldn't agree with you more.  Some people say that you can tell
>what kind of husband a man would make by the way he treats his mother.
>I've always been of the opinion that you can tell by the way he treats
>his pets.
 
It definately speaks volumes about how he would function in the role of
parent as well.
 
Animals have a way of bringing all that is inside of us to light.
 
Re: Ferret Shakespeare
In response to the request for ferretation of the Bard.....
 
Sonnet CXVI
by Willie Shakesweasel
 
Let me not to the adoption of true ferret kinds
Admit impediments. Love is not love
Which alters when it poopie finds,
Or bends with the remover to remove:
O no! it is an ever-fixed set
That looks on corners and is never shaken;
It is the star to every wandering pet,
Whose worth's unknown, but hopes to be taken.
Love's not Time's fool, though fuzzy feet and cheeks
Within his bending sickle's compass come:
Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
But bears it out even to the edge of doom.
  If this be error and upon me proved,
  I never writ, nor no ferret ever loved.
 
-kim, squirt (interior poopinator), pippi (member of the theives guild),
 atlas (thieves' what?), 'jinx (steals only kisses), and rosie (Rosie-rilla:
 size doesn't matter!)
 
Kimberly Burkard     |             _    Everything I needed to know in life,
Eastman Kodak Company|      _____C .._. I learned from my ferret:
Rochester, New York  | ____/     \___/  Frolic and dance for joy often, have
[log in to unmask]    |<____/\_---\_\    no fear or worries, and enjoy life.
[Posted in FML issue 2726]