(To the tune of We Wish You a Merry Christmas)
 
We've made up our list for Santa
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Here's a copy for you.
 
Refrain:
 
We wish you all joy, good health and good cheer
We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
 
We all want a box of raisins
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But we'd REALLY LOVE TWO.
 
(Refrain)
 
A whole case of Ferratone please,
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And some Nutrical too.
 
(Refrain)
 
Our hammocks don't match our carpet
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Please bring some that do.
 
(Refrain)
 
We all want a new white pooh pan
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We don't like ours, it's blue.
 
(Refrain)
 
We want crystal watter bottles
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And some Perrier too.
 
(Refrain)
 
We're bored stiff with plastic tubing
We're Bored Stiff with plastic tubing
WE'RE BORED STIFF with plastic tubing
And it simply won't do.
 
We NEED two new baby bunnies
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They'lll make more for you.
 
(Refrain)
 
Could you finish up the list please?
(Refrain)
(Refrain)
'Cause we all need to pooh!
 
Mary Cohen
[Posted in FML issue 1785]