>>BIG notes:
>>
>>(The porn sites take in a lot more money than the ferret symposium and
>>Linda has not wanted to do weird things in the nude with fat weasels.)

>Well now that I'm no longer a board member with a reputation to
>uphold...

Linda
OH, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yes-yes-yes, euuuah !!! ....Aahaaaaa.

Not visualizing world peace, but visualizing Linda on her first episode
of hunkering down (pardon the expression) and establishing a new
reputation with that Polish stud, whatzis name, Iksnipil Drawde, I,
your esteemed Polish Professor, Velcro Cohesioninski, do hereby declare
you, Dearest Linda, a most ebullient gasper, the honorary title of the
Madam with the Mostest and Unexcelled Star of the Symposium XXX opening
ceremonies.

Please note the Hottie, Hottie Declaration above is stuck in there
(...stuck, you get it? ) not by Adhesioninski, but by his cousin,
Cohesioninski. The difference is cohesion compared to adhesion, where
co- implies the coming together of like-minded characters whereas ad-
implies the coming together of different-minded athletes, the former
one infused with 6 Viagras and anticipating a great 30 minute
exhibition.

Am wondering if you can hold your ferret that long?

Iksnipil Drawde says he's got a $100 bucks for good lighting, a clean
kitchen table top, and you with 8 inch black high heels. Oh, and
nothing else, except maybe the National Polish Eagle tattooed down
there just above the white/red backstrap of your thong. Poland's
National Flag is two horizontal fields, one white and one Red. For
classic audio we could have Chopin's Harp Concerto in A flat Minor.
It's got a lot of, ahem, bump and grind music. And with the harp music,
well it'd be just like . . . well, Heavenly.

We want to make this video sorta high class for all the Uppity-Ups
who'll be there at the opening ceremonies. So here's what I suggest.
We should get familiar with the script (not much . . . just the first
sentence above) and of course I need a couple of pre-run practice
sessions . . . like maybe 6 or so, if you're not too tired.

And as much as Iksnipil Drawde wanted to add some demonstrably
intimate acts by passing our sausages of cooked Polish kielbasa to
all the ladies in the audience prior to the show, Polish Professor
Adhesioninski stuck his nose in here ( stuck . . . did you get that? )
and said no way little Edju (diminutive for Edward), because that would
really be in bad taste.

Bad taste, what bad taste? Can't think of anything that tastes better
than warm Polish sausage - kielbasa.

You know Linda . . . just in case this turns out to be a big hit, maybe
we should plan ahead and you could recommend some other girls too. Of
course, you know, I'd have to conduct rehearsals with each of them.
Say every other day. Just don't get jealous now, because you are most
admirably my top star and will always be the comparison by which I
judge all the other lovely girls.

Clink! Here's to Linda's new reputation . . . Yippee.

DOM Edward Lipinski, one of the finer examples of Horneas Sexaplentem
and ranking second to BIG.

[Posted in FML 6201]