Hi Everyone. Here is another song I hope you enjoy.
 
Mary Cohen
 
A song for the fashion conscious ferret, sung to The tune of
"Home On The Range" (Where The Deer And The Antelope Play)
 
Please don't make me wear
This ridiculous pair
Of blue jeans, there's no hole for my tail.
I feel bad enough
'Cause you buy all my stuff
At the pet store when it goes on sale.
 
Refrain:
 
ARMANI FOR ME! He's as suave and urbane as can be!
Kevin Spacey is dressed by this guy, he's the best!
He could outfit me elegantly.
 
That yellow raincoat
Might look good on a stoat,
But it isn't my style, don't you see?
I long for cashmere,
And I know that it's dear,
But the best is not too good for me.
 
(Refrain)
 
Don't think about that
Stupid straw cowboy hat,
I won't wear it; I'd rather eat sticks.
Your taste is so bad, can't you see that I'm mad?
'Cause I don't want to look like Tom Mix.
 
(Refrain)
 
I don't like tie-dye,
And I won't even try
To wear linen; it wrinkles so much,
Beige silk would be best,
With a contrasting vest,
And an ascot would be a nice touch!
 
(Refrain)
 
When winter winds blow,
And it's starting to snow,
I'd look posh in a camelhair coat.
Lapels not too wide, a silk lining inside,
I'll write Georgio a nice thank-you note!
 
(Refrain)
 
When spring rolls around,
I would like to be found
Wearing cotton from Egypt; it's choice,
A casual shirt,
Matching shorts wouldn't hurt,
All I need now's a silver Rolls Royce.
[Posted in FML issue 2801]