Great suggestion, Bob!
 
Ferret Euphemisims:
 
-Wedge Head (I have to attribute that one to another FML'r, but it cracks me
up.)
 
-Tube Dog (ditto)
 
-Fuzzy Banana
 
-Little Firetruck (Someone else is steering the back end.)
 
-Mr. Bent and Rangy (Says it all.)
 
-Carpet Dromedary
 
-Ferret Phone (Works if you hold them up and speak into their belly buttons.)
 
Ugh, that's enough for now!
Gina
and
Paleface (What did you call me?)
[Posted in FML issue 1383]