Jeffrey ... they didn't tell you???
 
You can't teach a ferret tricks .. THEY teach YOU tricks, like ..
 
Picking your shoes up and actually putting them away (unless you want
to spend the next 1/2+ hours looking for them!
 
They teach you their "bulldoze" trick (dozer for short!)  That's when they
get on a table, put their forhead/noze against ANYTHING .. and PUSH!  Right
off the table before you even realize what's going on!
 
Another good trick is how to dig a hole to China in ANY of your potted plants!
 
They have many, many, MANY other tricks they can teach you!
 
But the major trick they tought me is how to automatically look down to
the floor when entering/opening a door to a house ...  kind of rude to
the host/hostess, but you never can tell what might run out!
 
Nancy (a.k.a. train-ee)
  Fewwit, Alexander The Great, Bandit, and Miss Freckles (a.k.a. train-ers!)
[Posted in FML issue 1267]