I wrote this song yesterday for a rather big bottomed fert named Rickey.
 
You can see pics of Rickey's rather large behind at The Ferret Store
forums where he's pictured with his sister Lucy.
 
<http://www.neeps.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?/ubb/get_topic/f/10/
t/004646.html>
 
So get out your old Sir Mixalot cassette and start rapping along!
 
*talking*
 
Oh my god
Lucy, look at his butt
Its so big
He looks like one of those albinos boyfriends
Who understands those albino's anyway
They only talk to him because he looks like a total stasher
I mean his butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's huge
Look, he's just so furry
 
*rap*
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other hoomins can't deny
That when a fuzz walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You give kisses,
Wanna play all rough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the toob he's playing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, Rickey I wanna play with ya
And take your picture
My ferrets tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Makes me so giddy
Ooh, rump of soft fur
You say you wanna poop in my litter
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average fuzzy
 
I've seen them dancin'
Dooking and Prancin'
His nose is wet, and he runs like a turbo vette
 
I'm tired of Ferrets magazine
Saying small butts are the thing
Take the average hoo-man and ask 'em that
Ferts gotta pack much back
 
So Hoomins (yeah) Hoomins(yeah)
Has your ferret got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt
Ferrets got back
 
(UK face with US booty)
 
I like'em round and big
And when I rattle an egg
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal
 
I wanna take you home
And Dook, double up Dook Dook
There's no remote for you boy
Cuz rubber parts are bad for toys
I wannem real thick and furry
I live in a fuzzy bubble
Fert's are never in trouble
Beggin for cookies want double
So I'm lookin' at pet videos
Knockin these kitties all itty-bitty
You can have that kitty
I'll keep my ferrets like Rickey
A word to a thick fuzzy ferret
I wanna play with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna Toob
Til the break of dawn
Rickey' Got it goin on
Alot of ferts won't like this song
Cuz them punks like to stash it and drop it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm big and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the toobin' on
 
So Ferrets (yeah), Ferrets (yeah)
Do you wanna sleep in my hammie? (hell yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even the kitties gotta shout
Ferrets got back
 
(UK face with a US booty)
 
Yeah Rickey
When it comes to fuzzies
The Vet ain't got nothin to do with my selection
-1000- grams
Only if he's 7 inches
 
So your ferrets like a Kit
Dookin' like he's lost his Wit
But that kit ain't got nothin' on my Rick
My business don't want none unless your butts big hun
You can do egg stash and rice-digs, but please don't lose that butt
Some hoomins wanna play that hard role
And tell you that butt ain't gold
So they toss it and shelter it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So the Vet says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waist is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout chicken
To the beanpole ferts in the magazines
You aint my Rickey
Give me a big fuzzy wuzzy
Chicken and soups are yummy
Some knucklehead tried to dis
But his ferts were on my list
He had ferts but he chose to hit 'em
So we pulled up quick to get 'em
So fuzzies if the butt is round
And your inner Kit has been found
Dial 1-900-FUZALOT and eat them yummy N-Bones
Ferrets got back
Ferrets got back
Little in tha middle but he got much back x4
 
 
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[Posted in FML issue 5343]