Dear Bob God
 
Boots here!  My hooman mom says you're a ferret god. LittleUn (one of my
cage mates) begs to differ cause she figures she's god here.  She certainly
acts like it, always bossing us around.  Anyhoo mom says you're coming here
to Edmonton and ya know we'd sure like to meet a real live god.  We've
discussed it and you'd be more than welcome to share our cage.   Mom says
you'd probably be more comfortable on the sofa bed but I'm not so sure,
I've been inside it and it don't look so comfy to me.  Mom say's we'll
throw a party for you and invite a bunch of ferrets and their hoomans.
Maybe we'll have BBQ'd raisins.  So whatdaya say?  Can you come, huh, huh!
We'd have a wardancing dooking great time!
 
Barb Gustafson (aka Boots)
Alberta Ferret Society
 
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[Posted in FML issue 2313]