Attention all FLO members!  We are in urgent need of assistance!  Our
hoomans are acting weird.  They keep talking about moving soon.  They told
us we'll like the new place because we'll be allowed to run around and play
all the time and we can use the stairs there (we're not s'posed to here
cause the mean hooman who lives upstairs doesn't like us).  Also, we get new
furniture cuz the stuff here has to stay here.  Right after we got the couch
the way we like it too!
 
Our latest mission has to do with breaking into a room.  Our mommyhooman
keeps her door shut now.  She says it's cuz she bought a waterbed and the
mattress is on the floor and we could poke holes in it, but we just know
she's hiding something really good in there, like a bunch of chocolate
covered raisins or something.  We need to get in!  FLO members, can you
offer advice?  We've tried teleporting already, but she's gotten quick.
Gotta go, here comes the hoomans!
 
Mommy's sidenote:
You know you're a ferret person when:
 
you're moving from a furnished to an unfurnished apartment and all the
furniture you buy is aimed more at your ferret's point of view than yours!
 
Kristi and the Mustelid Mob of Mayhem
        Mayonnaise, Clover, Luna, and new baby Loki
see the crew at:  http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Park/4093
 
Reach me by ICQ. My ICQ# is 194656 or,
* Page me online through my Personal Communication Center:
http://wwp.mirabilis.com/194656 (go there and try it!) or,
* Send me E-mail Express directly to my computer screen
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ferrets are like potato chips...you can't have just one!
[Posted in FML issue 2301]