Oh, Mary!  Feel free to post over me if I ever say anything that gross
again!  I had never even really thought of Vaseline as what it is,
something that forms under a salt dome, and floats on top of a lake of
PETROLEUM, something I would not feed a ferret!  Thank you for pointing
that out.  (Applause for the plant lady)
 
Does anyone know what the active ingredient is in hairball remedy?  I'm
always happy to save a few bucks, but I don't really want to be feeding
HYDROCARBONS, now do I?  Great, flaming ferrets Batman!
 
Alexandra in MA
[Posted in FML issue 4481]