Exhibit A: A mangled, half-eaten pluot on the kitchen counter.
 
Exhibit B: A bottle of dishwashing liquid in the kitchen sink.
 
Exhibit C: A counter sponge and the rubber drain stop both soaking
unceremoniously in a tupperware container in the kitchen sink.
 
Exhibit D: Fresh toothmarks on our favorite vegetable peeler.
 
Exhibit E: A ferret in the drying rack with bright red pluot juice on
his mouth.
 
Exhibit F: A dining room chair sitting just a few inches too close to
the kitchen counter.
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, the evidence speaks for itself.  I rest my case.
 
Plaintiff... Julie
Defendant... Chester
[Posted in FML issue 5328]