Hey my chunky Gaston loves to steal our beer too!  - typical male:) He isn't
picky about his alcohol though - we cought him trying to drag away an empty
bottle of wine around the holidays (maybe it was a gift to our female ferret
Fern!
 
dawnie and the three ferreteers
Fern "I never got any gift from that lazy thing!"
Gaston "Who me steal - wasn't me, you can't prove nothin"
Jasper "How come they always leave me out"
[Posted in FML issue 1454]