As I await some replies to the thread I began asking ferret owners when
enough is enough, we see this post from Sukie Crandall:

>We got a different type of powered toothbrush for Steve: Colgate 360'
>Actiflex Sonic Power, which turns out to be very quiet (far more so
>than any other power brush we have) and when Steve was brushing he
>rubbed it on the ferrets' backs. They immediately went totally calm.

What?  Nothing wrong with that?  Read it again.

If you are like me, the first time you reread it, I'm sure you found
the fact that she bothered to type out the whole "Colgate 360' Actflex
Sonic Power" toothbrush odd. I know I chuckled to myself the second
time I read it. "What a geek," I shouted to myself! What's next,
her broom? "The 2012 Brick and Brack Turbo Broom Sweep" with an
ergonomically shaped handle made out of a new ultimate light weight
polysomething or other and with all natural whatever mega thick
bristles scented with the newest Fabreeze scent? Other than that, I
skimmed that post yesterday, gave it a shake of the head and a giggle
(don't worry, my Furby giggle pin is set firmly in place as of right
now), and read onto the next post. It was another FML'er who pointed
out the fact to me that the Crandall household activities are ...
well a bit out of the ordinary of a typical pet owning American. After
I reread it a third time, my head hit the desk.

Really Sukie? Seriously? A ferret "vibrator"?

I will never let you live this down. It's just way too much of a
"primo" post.

Wolfy
(Thinking about it further, I might need some Ferretone to grease this
giggle pin of mine. It feels a bit rusty.)

[Posted in FML 7304]