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Hi Guys,
 
I sure thought that it was awfully nice of Jen to be willing to paint
and carpet her new home so the little foundling would have something to
destroy!  I can just see it now.  The happy little carpetshark along with
her other furkids.  Whispering to each other in FLO speak on just how to
move the litter boxes enough to poop behind them and make sure they get
some poop on the newly painted walls.
 
Next they will plot on how to dig holes in the fresh carpet at the door
jams.  Of course, it won't be complete until they spill huge amounts
of water, soaking thru the carpet pad to the floor.  They might have to
get outside FLO help to pull off the last bit because someone has to
"convince" Jen to give them a bowl of water to snorkel in.  I guess that
would come from the FLO brainwashing department.  I have heard they have
really good specialists in that field.  They say that the brainwashing
takes place when you are being mesmerized by the "look at me I'm cute"
stare.  So be aware of that Jen.  Be very aware!!
 
Take care and Kiss a Fuzzy today, Mary Jo and the 6+2=8 is enough!
Missing Titus, Monty, Herme I & II, Coco Chanel & White Rat at the Bridge
[Posted in FML issue 5065]

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