You know, I had never given much thought to the state of my ferret's
penises- unless it was due to some kind of health issue. None of our
shelter ferrets, or any ferret I've seen, have been circumcised. That
doesn't necessarily mean they are Jewish (I won't go into explaining
how I know this). Could be that the breeders don't keep them long
enough for their bar mitzvah. Someone might want to address breeders
like Marshall's, or Path Valley, that this information should be
included in the flyer given to the new owners. The bacon thing just
might mean they are not Kosher. Or they are, but they don't give a
damn. I'll have to do some serious research on our ferret's choice
of denominations.

Chump? I myself have a tattoo- he's a 6" ferret standing up on the side
of my calf, holding a bunch of flowers and smiling. I once made the
mistake of going to visit my mother at an "A" rated horse show, the
Deep Run Hunt Show, of which we had been members (she still is), while
I was wearing a skirt of some sort. My mother spied the 6" ferret and
I damn near shed my skin when she screamed out both long and Southern,
"Maaa...Rrrrrrrrr...Leeeeennneeee..." which kept rolling out,
resounding off the grandstands, judges booths, announcers stands,
around the 3 separate show rings, and across 1/2 the county. Horses,
ponies and small children all bolted. I was blamed for a horse and
rider who went off course while jumping. My almost 26 yr-old son still
asks me "Why did it have to be so big?"

I wasn't beaten during this episode, but I still carry the verbal
scars, which follow me like a fart trapped in pantyhose. My brother &
I tell each other that we were always lucky our mother did not eat us
at birth. Honest.

Now I cannot get the image of ferret private parts from my mind. Thank
you again, Alexandra, for your talent in giving visuals. I have to go
cut grass, or plant flowers, or something.

Sincerely,

Marlene b.
Ooo, desperately thinking.. "Iris, daffodils, bird seed, mulch, wet
grass..."


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