Oh!   The station guard's Tasmanian
a zippy Devil with a grin --
far better than our Jersey kind
which my region has in mind --
for he is real -- full of appeal --
and not a myth from local zeal.
 
All those food smells sure to please
See, they even tease a sneeze
From Tweak and Rio walking through
the station's varied grand to-do
Pandemonium, hubbub
Bet there even is a club
serving insect, kit, and cub.
 
They stayed in the best place in town
no one leaves there with a frown
their host a hale and hearty mix
who can get all problems fixed
showing strength in mix of spices
is true for beings, stews and ices.
 
Leaving Nid was a great loss
he could guide but never bossed
so he could per-fect-ly teach
illustrate, but never preach
 
Now they ride in Charlie's cart
Waving to all as as they part.
 
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Meanwhile in another FML entertainment program:
 
All the Rutons and McCreadys
Could fly no better than those ladies.
Leo L. would have beamed with pride
had he flown there at their side.
 
Stitch and Lily are in hiding
so the Oracle's deciding
taking time to hatch a plot
which will have the best up-shot
to foil those silly ferret crooks.
Oracle has hit the books
looking up all kinds of spells
to make her options soar and swell.
 
We wait with anticipation
to find out how she'll save the nation.
Well, at least she may save Todd
if  hero in shuttle pod
doesn't enter first and find
a way to save all of mankind.
Opps, I mean to save our pal.
Stay tuned here, please, guys and gals.
[Posted in FML issue 4619]