Hi everyone,
 
I have been hard at work on several ferret song books.  Here is a sample
sung to the tune "Twinkle twinkle little star"
 
  Tinkle, tinkle, little brat,
you know where the pooh-pan's at!
  Why do you go on the floor,
usually right by the door?
  Someday I will slip and fall,
get amnesia, won't recall
 
  that I have twelve ferrets now
and I won't remember how
  I'm supposed to care for you,
do you eat fried rice and stew?
  Wait, my memory's coming back,
isn't there a ferret FAQ
 
  sitting there upon the shelf?
I downloaded it myself,
  printed it and made a book,
I'll sit down and have a look.
  Here is everything I need,
I've forgotten how to read!
 
Hug those fuzzies,
 
Mary Cohen
[Posted in FML issue 2278]