Me (Max) and me brudder Sammmie saw them pictures of Miss Cassie that
Mommy tried to hide from us.  but we are too smart!  Whoo-Hoo!  Miss
Cassie is one fine lady!  She is stylin!
 
We would treat her real fine, like she deserves.  It would be hard to
top that blankie Mr. ST sent her, but we will poop on the new carpet
until Mommy sends her something real nice.  What does Miss Cassie like?
(raisins, ChewWeasals, Hammies???)
 
I am a strong, young, hansome buck.  Mommy says I look like a black bear
with a white nozzle.  I have a big, black fluffy tail.  I like to explore
everything over and over again.  I cuddle with Sammie and sometimes crawl
in the big hammy with Mommy and cuddle at night.  Mommy says I really
know how to cuddle good.
 
My brother Sammie is an older, refined gentleman.  His is bigger than me.
He is all white with big black eyes.  He loves to cuddle in his hammie.
He kisses too.  He is nice to everybody but he doesn't get into trouble
like me.
 
If you are interested in meeting us and maybe one of us can be your
boyfriend?  We are very nice guys and we know how to treat a real fine
lady like yourself.
 
Max and Sammie
[Posted in FML issue 5235]