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sukie crandall <[log in to unmask]>
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Fri, 27 Aug 2004 15:35:15 -0400
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Okay, I'm no engineer
But what I read fills me with fear
Fermented raisins, beans by batch
while Stitch and Lily fresh plots hatch
aided by such vast energy
as makes the Oracle faint and pee.
 
But she will more investigate
and then act.  I can not wait!
To see surprises still in store
to add to the Or-a-cle's lore
 
She needs cauldron and hovercraft
The cauldron also is her bath
With her smelling of her still
she's got to wash out scent of swill
errr, hooch, yeah that's the correct name
I'll led ragweed take the blame
 
To catch them we need Burt Rotan
or Paul McCready cheering on
and providing rapid plane
to catch that pair of little pains
 
Furballs fired at their bow
may distract, but then how
are the heros great to stop 'em
when fallen shoes are sure to bop 'em?
Ferrets fire out footwear
and gooey gum to stick in hair
and catch the furballs being shot
Lily and Stitch show what they've got.
 
It would take a brain so vast
to calculate a counter-blast
which could rescue Todd so fair
without dropping them from the air
that it seems a foolish venture
which have the whole list's censure
There must be some other fix
to stop those Stitch and Lily tricks.
 
Where's the hero who will stop 'em
with a plan that will not drop 'em?
[Posted in FML issue 4618]

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