Ferret educational background?  Lesse.
 
I've majored in Business, of course, with an MF( Mustella Furo) in both
poop and linatone technology.
 
I went on to further my education in poop with several field studies,
notably beneath the sofa, beneath the wind-up record player, and beneath
the small china cabinet.  I have completed certificate programs in both
paint scraper and scrub brush.
 
I am currently working on my Masters in Enrichment Theory, giving heavy
emphasis to Wal-Mart bags, aluminum dryer vent hoses, and jingle balls.
 
The Ferrets, of course, have tenure. Go figure.
 
Alexandra in MA
[Posted in FML issue 4865]