Hello Marilyn Ledoux,

Hey girl, this here's Edward Lipinaki and his Polish Professor,
Velcro Adhesionski. Man, is this guy a clinger or what? He sticks to
everything except a urinal. He and I are just a little confused with
what you say...like down below there.

>In a hurry in the morning to get to work, I sat down, picked up a
>spoon, and after the third mouthful, noticed a brown substance on the
>spoon, in fact the last mouthful was a large one and there was an off
>cereal taste!!!!!

That there brown yum-yum on your spoon that had an off cereal taste,
your last mouthful, the large one. Professor Velcro said it was dog
poop. Is that right, or is he wrong saying it was K9 CaCa? Surely you
jest, say I. However I'm out in left field without a clue as to what
could've taken a shine to your spoon. Or could've it been ferret
sausagette...you know, a little spiral of ferret CaCa. Never having
tasted a ferret pretzel, I can fully understand, however, how your
morning oatmeal stuck to the roof of your mouth like never before.

Professor Velcro Cohesioninski (Adhesionski's cousin) would like to
know how, whatever it was, got into your cereal? And so would I. We
realize that a lifted hind leg on a doggie means baptizing a fire
hydrant at ground level, alright, but how can a dog shoot a CaCa bullet
up high enough to plop it into your bowl - assumedly on the top of the
table - unless he had the power of a Schwartzneggar anal sphincter and
the perfect aim of a US Marine Corps sniper?

>Mr. Ed, this dog confused the "cat box" with the treat box - I'm still
>here. Your suggestion I eat with my animals is old hat.
>
>Marilyn Ledoux

OK, Velcro, Whatdaya make of the dog, the cat box and the treat box.
No, I can't figure that one out either...unless she's implying that her
dog eats cat poop and then poops in the treat box. I'm so confused.
Especially that she says she's still here. One could get the impression
that she hasn't died yet even though she has that expectation.

Professor Velcro Adhesioninski says he'll stick (get it..."stick") to
his opinion that pretty Marilyn will offer a good comback in a couple
of days.

Edward Lipinski and polished Polish Professor Velcro Adhesioninski
say Bye Bye for now.

NOTE: Don't ever accept an invitation from Professor Velcro for a
friendly hug, 'cause if'n you do, you'll never get away!

Umm, and another NOTE: Several folks have concluded that they should
eat their ferret's food before offering it to their pet. Oh NO, NO,
NO, Pilgrim. It's thisaway...whatever you're having for
dinner/supper/lunch/breakfast, with some few exceptions, that's what
your ferret gets to eat. If it's good enough for you, then by all
means, it's superb for your ferret. Don't forget, however, that the
form of your ferret's food is most always different from yours, except
when you are eating soup. And please be aware that your ferret will
never(?) suffer with the dreaded ECE (Epizootic Catarrhal Enteritis).

[Posted in FML 6198]