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Hi all
Da survey continues although things have picked up a little which is not
good.
 
A little girl came in today.  She said her name waz Cricket.  She waz met
by Loki who waz really interested in all da news dat had been going on at
home since leaving.  There waz a lot to catch up on so they wondered over
to da Fruit Bar to have a snack while they talked.  She said she hadn't had
any sweets for so long she forgot what they tasted like.  She ate and ate
til I thought she waz going to explode.  They talked for some time and she
ate the whole time.  When they were finished Loki took her around and
showed her all da attractions and things.  I seen them a little later
walking around and pointing at this and dat.  She said to send her luv to
her daddy and lots of hugs and kisses.
 
A little girl came in later.  She said her name was Sylvia.  I gave her da
tour and showed her all da attractions.  She waz really interested in da
Flying Lesson.  I assigned her an instructor and she waz soon soaring away
like a veteran.  Her landings as usual were very exciting at first.  I
thought we were going to have to send out for a specialist to have her nose
put back da way it was.  But as she practiced she got a little better and
then much better.  She will be an ace in no time.  She said to tell her
mommy dat she luved her bunches and to send lots of cuddles and hugs.  And
a special hug for grandma.
 
A little guy came in.  He said hiz name waz Cassey.  I gave him da tour
of da place and showed him where everything waz.  He said he wanted to go
where da can food waz.  Can food Yuck.  I never liked dat stuff when I
waz alive much less now.  I took him over and introduced him to da Gravy
Gourmet where da good stuff is.  He tried a little, then a little more and
waz soon wolfing it down like there waz no tommorrow.  He ate so much he
swelled up like a balloon.  I told him he better go over to da Hammock
Haven and sleep dat one off.  He will get so fat he will need a cart to
carry hiz butt around.  He said to tell hiz mommy dat he luv her bunches
and to send lots of kisses and cuddles.
 
I think I will go over and get some gravy.  But not to much I have to watch
my girlish figure.  Gotto go.
 
Bye BYe
Sandee
[Posted in FML issue 3152]

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