Agents Molly, Mithril and Obelix here *stop* Today our humans brought in
a NIHT (Non Identifiable Hairy Thing)! *stop*  It snuffles our bottoms a
lot and sits on us *stop* send reinforcements *stop* send in the Army!
*stop* send in the Navy! *stop* Suspect it must be an FDI agent! *stop*
 
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<In actuality, the NIHT is our newest fuzzbutt, here giving his very own
introduction:>
 
Hi everyone --- I don't have a name yet, but Mommy calls me "The Big One"
and Dad calls me "That Bear".  I heard them say that I am the biggest ferret
they have ever seen but I don't know about that my Paw Calvin is REALLY big
too.  It was really suprising and a little scary when I moved from my old
house to this one, but it was fun poking my nose out of the carrier to smell
the insides of the big noisy thing we were riding in.  Mommy and Dad have
three other REALLY small ferrets --- they don't look like ferrets at all,
they're so tiny.  It's a lot of FUN chasing them around and SiTTING on ThEM
and ChEwIng on TheM and smelLing their BottoMS!!!  It's VERY EXCiTING!  But
I don't know why Mommy always lifts me up and scruffs me and feeds me a
disgusting tasting soft-thing on a stick whenever the fun gets the
funnest...  It made me very sad and I sulked for a little while and ignored
her until she fed me FeRReToNe and THEN I DON'T REMEMBER VERY MUCH BECAUSE I
WAS REALLY EXCITED AND HAPPY AND I WAS DOOKING AROUND AND THEN i got
scruffed again and got the bitter stuff again because..  because I bit her
on the toe just for fun (and it WAS funny to see her hopping around
muttering under her breath) and then I got put back in the cage while all
the other ferrets were out having fun and teasing me by poking their noses
in the cage and dooking.  Hmmmph!!!
[Posted in FML issue 1511]