The headline in the paper sure caught my eye: "Why you can't get Ferret
Channel" by Ellen Gray, Knight Ridder Newspapers.
 
"If you're already watching the Marsupial Channel, you've probably seen
those ads for...the Ferret Channel: 'All ferrets all the time!' 'More
ferrets than a barrel of monkeys!' ... 'Call your cable company today!'"
 
But before you get too excited, this is only a fictious example in an
explanation of how cable companies decide what stations to carry.
 
Well, _I_ would certainly watch it!  And I bet it would be very popular in
CaCa land.
 
Linda, Richard, Joy
Belle ("I should have my own talk show")
and Caruso (star of the action/adventure show)
[Posted in FML issue 1912]