Bathroom Activities
1. Always accompany guests to the bathroom.It's not necessary to do
anything,just sit and stare.They do make a nice noise if you lick their
ankles though.Then when they don't come back, you'll have more playtime
with your human.
 
2. The sit and stare manuver is much less effective on your specific
human,as they seem to develop an immunity after the first week.However the
ankle licking is effective on them also,perhaps eliciting a snuggle.If they
ignore this also,you could try the nip and slip(away).This must be used
with caution,as it may affect your treats later.
 
Bath Time
 
Theirs
1.  Sitting and staring(re: rule 1 bathroom) are a good option.For the
bold,a run and dive strategy will work well,often getting sympathy if you
sneeze and snort on surfacing.Of course ,wait until the human is totally
involved in what they are doing.When the human steps out of the bath box,it
is time to stage a lick attack.You will know you are having the desired
effect,when the human starts making noises and doing a small war dance.
 
Yours
1. Now is the time to show what ferrets are made of.
2. Games:A hide and seek session will start the endeavor,with a chase scene
shortly thereafter.
3. Strategy:Once you are caught and put in the same water you jumped in
earlier,put on the pathetic baby face.They may relent,but if not,the well
timed water shed will at least make them share the experience.
4. Towel time:Once you are put in the towel,it is time to shiver.The harder
the better,for some sympathy and maybe a raisin.Remember,DO NOT shiver so
hard they bring out the air blower.
5. Down time:When put down it is time for the damp ferret frenzy.Not only
does it amuse the humans,but it's fun too,and there is always the
possibility of a raisin.
 
Dooks,Sandy and the 3 ferreteers.
Remember a wet ferret is a slippery ferret.
[Posted in FML issue 2337]