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Subject:	Re: Chewing Gum and Ferrets
From:	Todd Leuthold <[log in to unmask]>
Date:	Fri, 2 Jul 1999 18:34:56 -0400
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Ugh!  Ick!
 
I will chew gum (from time to time...but not often), but I REFUSE to chew
on a ferret!  All that fur!  All the bites marks I get when they object!
All the screaming (mine--from getting the bite marks!)!!!  All the blood
(from the thawing hamburger that hit the floor while I was thrashing around
from the pain of the bite marks)!!!  All the Animal Rights Groups pounding
on my door!  Enough!!!  I REFUSE to chew Ferrets!  Besides...they're kind'a
cute when the look at you...who'd want to bite one? :>
 
Todd and the (Wait...who's biting who here?) Fuzzbutt Rodeo Clowns!
 
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[Posted in FML issue 2729]

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