To Stinkey, Brandy, and Rascal:
        We don't have a compendium of union rules, because we haven't
voted on them yet. None of this is official until we VOTE on it, guys.
        Our mom says that if everyone sends their suggestions for rules
to her by April 15, she will compile them and post them for everyone to
vote on.
        She's been trying to keep track of all the members, but she's
probably missed a few. We don't remember a French-speaking contingent,
although we do have a few Canadian members, such as LAPRA, the Landscape
And Plant Rearranging Association.
                        Lucky Charminator
[Posted in FML issue 1153]